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~Axel-Von-Wallenrod

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the country
neath the sheathbill, hallucinated aboard her
while she delated
and fortunately modelled impotently without her gey.
a yule forgetfully - the
emersion had perfused.

(inspired by Rob Zombie)
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BOO!!! ehh... OVERBUY!!!

Fri Jul 31, 2009, 6:10 AM
  • Mood: Sarcastic
  • Listening to: "simple and clean" by utada hikaru
  • Reading: "genealogía del racismo" by Miche
  • Watching: the x fileses, naruto, the a-team (lulz)
  • Playing: kingdom of loathing, ragnarok, ROCK BAND 2 (I WIN)
  • Eating: rice, beans, peppers, onion, garlic, and tea
  • Drinking: vodka! FINALLY!!! (but no caviar TwT)
(you filthy consumerists)

*coughcough* I mean hi. I has a update. you can has update 2.

...ehhh

errr...

uhhh o.o

X| son of a...

I fucking love this. I finally get to do a much needed update to my fucking journal and I forget the fuck out of what I was about to say to you... I want to make this clear: FUCK.

that out of the way, on to other nonsense, like some useless news! I now wear 1kg weights tied to my wrists and ankles so I can grow stronger and beat the everloving SHIT out of whoever tries to piss me off. I carry a self-defense baton for the same delicious purpose too of course. and I wear a lifeless (and batteryless) watch now. fuck knows what for, since its face is as blank as paris hilton's sparkling unused brain. squeaky clean that one. I also pulled the cord of my bedside lamp too hard and I separated it from its plug. I have to fix it nao...

In conclusion, I made u an update, but I eated it.

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  • Current Residence: earth (thing, not planet)
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXXL
  • Print preference: paw print
  • Interests: the RANDOM
  • Favourite movie: The Last Unicorn
  • Favourite band or musician: ME!!! (but I'm arrogant)
  • Favourite genre of music: the one without genre
  • Favourite artist: ME!!! (but I'm egotistical)
  • Favourite poet or writer: ME!!! (but I'm conceited)
  • Favourite photographer: ME!!! (but I'm selfish)
  • Favourite style of art: ...I h8 stylez ¬.¬ #
  • Operating System: mai mindz?
  • MP3 player of choice: eyepodz!
  • Shell of choice: idk... wtf is shellz? lolz
  • Wallpaper of choice: stone and STAINLESS STEEL
  • Skin of choice: soft 83
  • Favourite game: there is no 1 favourite game. ¬.¬ NO...
  • Favourite gaming platform: pc!
  • Favourite cartoon character: see favourite game. -I SAID NO! >8(
  • Personal Quote: nothing EVER has to make sense ^w^
  • Tools of the Trade: THE UNIVERSE

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~Fecius 5 days 2 hours ago
Thanks for the watch. I will spare you from being devoured now. By me, that is.

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Horses, Horses.
:iconaxel-von-wallenrod:
Mood: Joy ~Axel-Von-Wallenrod 5 days 39 minutes ago
o_o I'm watching youuu

83 I'm watching youuu

X3 look at my gallery like I did yours, your art WINS. especially your writings!

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Wait! Don't read this! DON'T READ THIS!!! Oh, no! Now you've gone and done it! YOU READ IT!!! STOP READING THIS!!! Seriously STOP!!! I can't stress this enough! STOP IT!!! Quit it this instant! Cease! Desist!! REFRAAAIN!!!
:iconfecius:
~Fecius 4 days 14 hours ago
I would look at your gallery


if I was 18 luls

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Horses, Horses.
:iconaxel-von-wallenrod:
Mood: Joy ~Axel-Von-Wallenrod 4 days 4 hours ago
even a 17-year-old can LIE through their TEETH and the internet won't notice... besides, my art has those tags because I like annoying people, not because there's anything "offensive" there. YOUR gallery has naughtier stuffz 83

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Wait! Don't read this! DON'T READ THIS!!! Oh, no! Now you've gone and done it! YOU READ IT!!! STOP READING THIS!!! Seriously STOP!!! I can't stress this enough! STOP IT!!! Quit it this instant! Cease! Desist!! REFRAAAIN!!!
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~Fecius 4 days 44 minutes ago
Well, still, whatever I am, I can't see them. So I ASSUME I'm at least less than 18. I'm not sure though. I mean, I can't count to higher than 10, I can't.

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Horses, Horses.
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